About Readings with Caroline Casey

Astrological Consultation Divination with Caroline Whereby to “Dree Your Weird” (aka “Play Your Role in Destiny”) at this Time of Dire Beauty.

The astrological chart is a stylized factual map derived from your birth day, time and place.

(And without a birth-time, much worthy is still available – but/and it is worthwhile to research: birth certificate, hospital records, family album...
Already stirring the depths of one’s story.)

So we say: Everything Real – Everything Symbolic

The astrological chart is a Real Map -Symbolic Map of your navigational guidance from yourself to yourself, which we give voice through the navigational lens of now.

Trickster Discerning criterion: any divination, teacher, teaching, spiritual group, whatever etc. is valid to the extent that it guides each of us to our own autonomy.

(Not external dependency, nor belief. “Believe Nothing – Entertain Possibilities!”)

The second essential metaphor we animate in a consultation: Real Map-Symbolic Map of the interior community of you. We convene the full council of you.

Each planet is real, bien sur, and symbolizes a quality of Living Intelligence that resides within you and connects you to the world.

So part of our play is that these planetary parts of us love and are encouraged by being considered. The Zodiac is their adverb.

Timing: each astrological reading is customized to address now.

A black-and-white illustration of Mercury leading three women.

Sessions are $380 each,
90 minutes, and convened over zoom (or telephone).

Your session will be recorded and sent via WeTransfer.

Important Note:
Download WeTransfer files within 14 days.

Scheherazade and Dunyazad sitting on a carpeted floor, having a conversation inside a decorated room with patterned walls and hanging lanterns.
Caroline W. Casey during a Zoom Council, smiling with purple hair wearing a purple hat, speaking into a microphone in a room with a blue wall and bookshelves filled with books.
A photo of a nebula in space with pink and purple clouds and numerous white stars scattered throughout.
An ornate clock tower with zodiac signs in gold on a blue face and Roman numerals, set against a stone building.

Frequently Asked Questions

about Astrological Readings

  • Caroline will e-mail the Zoom link to you at the time of your appointment, not before. Caroline’s email may be in your spam folder - check there at the time of your appointment please! Sometimes we are running behind schedule and appointments (and zoom link emails) may not arrive until 5-10 minutes after your appointment is scheduled. In your confirmation emails, there is a contact email to reach out to if you can’t find your link.

  • You can check your 4-pack balance with

    (a) the code that was included on your receipt

    (b) your email

    Navigate to the scheduling page & click on “Check code balance” at the very bottom.

    Toggle between Check by code or Check by email to select which search method you will use.

    Not working? Contact us!

  • Discount codes are input on the Payment Page. Click on the + next to “Package, gift, or coupon code” and input the coupon/discount code. Click enter to apply the coupon.

    Follow one our guides above for more details.

  • When you purchase a 4-pack, Gift Certificate, or any package from our shop, you will receive a “Discount Code” on the receipt.

    This Code is how we track your balance and connect your purchase with your reading. This way we know if you’ve used it, when, and how many you have left (with 4-packs).

    If you are buying an Astrological Reading or a Reading as a Gift directly, there is no code to track. You book directly when you purchase!

  • Please click enter/return or add a comma after your email address. The email will change into a contained oval and the red text will go away to show the email has been accepted. 

  • Caroline is typically booked 2-3 months into the future. Caroline is available Wednesdays & Fridays at 12 noon eastern & 3 pm eastern (with Tuesdays available for Follow-up Readings).

    Caroline’s schedule is subject to change based on travel, speaking engagements, and other opportunities.

    We can accommodate international time differences, contact us before booking to let us know where you are located and the best times of day for you so we can craft an auspicious time together.

  • Rescheduling & Cancellation Policy

    You may reschedule at no cost until 72 hours before your appointment.

    Rescheduling is not available after 72 hours prior to the appointment. (3 days before your appointment)

    If you are not available for your appointment, please contact us via email at: standupcoyote5@gmail.com

    Cancellations are not refundable.

  • A limited number of reading specials are offered throughout the year – stay tuned to our Newsletter for reading special updates.

  • Zoom is a free web call program (similar to Skype).

    If you don’t have zoom downloaded, you can still use the program without creating a log-in. Click on the link Caroline sends (at the time of your appointment) and select the option to “Open in Browser.” This will open up the meeting in your web program (ie. Safari, Chrome, etc) and you will be able to participate by turning on your camera and audio settings (prompts will be shown as you join).

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Yea! I am wiling & available!